One of these NEW classes offered next year might just make you fall in love with your schedule.

(aka THE SAGE ON THE STAGE)
Taught by: Mr. Hess
Perfect for: Anyone wanting to study Economics in a lecture-style format where classes meet twice a week.
Field Trips: You won’t need one. Mr. Hess will regale you so many stories of his trav- els in France, you’ll be convinced you were there with him.

(aka TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER)

Taught by: Mrs. Koehler
Perfect for: Anyone interested in learn- ing about the human mind and its func- tions, especially those affecting behavior.
Field Trips: Uncover the endless maze that is the brain of Mr. Arko!

(aka THE USEFUL LANGUAGE)

Taught by: Mrs. Li
Perfect for: Anyone wanting to learn even more about the language predominantly spoken in the world’s fourth largest country.
Field Trips: Journey to the China House down the street to indulge in some delicious “Americanized” Chinese cuisine! Spoiler: there was no General Tso.

(aka THE LIFE AQUATIC)

Taught by: Mr. Wolf
Perfect for: Anyone interested in dis- covering what’s under the sea.
Field Trips: Enjoy a wonderful stay within the Lost City of Atlantis.

(aka T-MAC’s BEARD IS A HABITAT)
Taught by: Mr. Brennan, Mr. McCafferty, and Mr. Sava(ge)stano
Perfect for: Anyone intrigued by Moth- er Earth and this field’s moral, humanitarian, and scientific aspects.
Field Trips: Venture to Beijing’s industrial district where smog consumes the area for miles on end!

(aka WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?)

Taught by: Mr. Walters
Perfect for: Anyone fascinated by newspapers, magazines, or broadcasting news on radio or television, and who aspires to a career in the food industry.
Field Trips: Clandestine meetings with anonymous sources will be regularly scheduled.