Hello everyone!
John here again for another amazingly awesome pun!!! (:
Wow! It’s hard to be on top of this whole Puns thing, emailing you guys every week! I do it for your guys’ enjoyment! Who would’ve thought I’d get this popular? First this, then being on Channel 8, then the Eye asking me to share my puns with the whole school????? I guess luck is on my side!!!!!! #Famous #ItAintEasy
Alright, here’s the pun! (It’s a long one!)
Pun:
My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife then said to me, “Straighten her up.” I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to do anything since.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Wow! What good parenting right there! Have a preposterously peaceful weekend, ladies and gents!
John Heisterkamp ’16
