Oddly enough, I can lay my head to rest on a school night without a single worry in the world.
First semester midterms have come to a close, and you all know what that means– we seniors gallop proudly into the whipping Winds of Indifference and Lethargy and stomp proudly on the Plains of Apathy… We have arrived to the Holy Land: Second Semester Senior Year, the easiest workload we have or will experience in our entire lives. Stuck in the sweet abyss of being accepted to college but not yet there, we can finally stop being so stressed, at least for the time being.
Even our teachers, who have so graciously bestowed upon us the tools required to get into to college, realize that the need for work is no longer existent. If you listen hard enough, you can actually hear lesson plans coming to a screeching halt.
So I salute you, dear brethren, for riding the storm and doing the work required for three and a half long years. Kick up your feet, lean back, and enjoy the rest of your life as a high school student. You deserve it.
Complacently,
Paden Nagel
Experienced Slacker
